you know what i'm talking about. if you don't, don't answer. the scene where she shows jay and silent bob how she doesn't have 'any equipment.'
i mean, jesus was never married, right? and he was sinless, so he would have no need for anything there, right? god knew he wouldn't use it....so did he have it?
2007-11-08 05:41:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
how do i know he was never married? well.....i figured they might talk about that in the new testament if he was. i mean hundreds of pages dedicated to one guys life...you'd think they would have remembered to include that.
2007-11-08 05:47:33 · update #1
No, he looked like Alanis Morrissette.
2007-11-08 05:45:36 · answer #1 · answered by sleepingliv 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How do you know he was never married? He was a man, according to your texts. He was a JEWISH man over the age of 15, it would stand to reason that he was married, considering the time period and customs of that time. (Sex within marriage is not a sin). The bible is incomplete. There are THOUSANDS of texts that were written about christ during the time that he lived that were NOT included in the final rendition of the bible. How do you know that one of those did not discuss his marriage??
Anyway, no, I don't think he does....but I think god might. I don't think she looks like Alanis Morrisette at all.
2007-11-08 13:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus had been represented as looking like Salma Kayak, I would have reserved my cessation in church attendance a few years.
2007-11-08 13:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was a devout JEW - one of the things that he most likely would have done is to get married. The Bible ignores this completely.
2007-11-08 13:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well there is a matter to think that christians believe that jesus is there god so please do not talk like that for it is a respectful belief of someone
iam a muslim and i know what it feels like when someone abuses ur beliefs,,,,although u did not abuse but it will be considered as a cheap question,,,please avoid hutring someone's beliefs
2007-11-08 13:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus existed, he existed as a human, not as one of the angels in Dogma. So he had a penis.
2007-11-08 13:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about that but Salma Hayek without "equipment" is closer to hell than heaven.
2007-11-08 13:46:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish! I might be more apt to worship him if he was a hot female. Seriously though, Jesus male, female, or shemale, doesn't exist.
2007-11-08 13:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by Squirrel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. Jesus Christ = 100% human and 100% God. "Just as we are, yet without sin..."
2007-11-08 13:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
like metatron?
yes
2007-11-08 13:44:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋