A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-11-08 05:37:36 · 14 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To the first answer. I am sorry. I did not know.
2007-11-08 05:46:36 · update #1
I just put this one on here, Sparky
2007-11-08 05:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
well for one if anything was ever said about not having a prescription I can guarantee that one would show up and it would be back dated and then the pharmacy would have it so on and so forth. It is a slap on the wrist and you would have to show negligence to have the licenses unless it was a long term drug problem and affecting work.But you could voice your concerns with another doctor and see if they notice any other activity
2016-04-03 02:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 lump or 2.lol
2007-11-08 05:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny...and as far as I'm concerned, original!
2007-11-08 07:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
star4u
2007-11-08 06:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-11-08 05:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-11-08 06:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another good one my friend.
lol,10/10,excellent joke.
2007-11-08 05:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-11-08 05:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by cinderella 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol Funny *
2007-11-08 05:48:28 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋