JW being a Jehovah's Witness for those who don't know...
also, this is supposed to be humorous so please don't get your panties all in a wad!!!
2007-11-08 05:29:10 · 23 answers · asked by grayeyeddame 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
to Jimmy Bob: know them by their fruits? does that mean a little cupping action will send them running??
2007-11-08 05:38:02 · update #1
to Vot Ana: hope I didn't offend you, where I live it's mostly baptist that go door to door
2007-11-08 05:49:13 · update #2
Answer the door naked and invite them in for sponge cake and a bath.
2007-11-08 05:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
answering the door nekkid works for me
but I am fat and ugly
you might not have as good of luck with it, sorry but we all cant be fat and ugly like me LOL
I have a cute story about JWs, years ago,a couple older ladies started coming to the house, I would politely talk to them on the doorstep, take their publications (yes I DID read them and subsequently rejected most of it) I was always alone wiht the two kids at the time, so without asking they apparently assumed I was single raising two kids.
Well, one morning my wife answered in some sort of nightie thing, and the ladies assumed I had got "lucky" the night before and had a woman spend the night, they stammered, turned very very red and left, never to be seen again.
2007-11-08 05:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Very Easy,Don't Open Your Door
2007-11-08 05:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by jammal 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Many of these answers require too much effort on your part.
Just open the door, smile and say "I'm not interested, thank you". Then close (not slam- it's not good for your hinges) the door. They don't want to waste your time, or theirs.
EDIT: I am not upset- believe you me, we get worse treatment than most of these suggestions. Jesus warned us about that :-)
2007-11-08 05:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them you will give them as much time as they need as long as they allow you the same amount of time to talk with them about the Bible. They won't beable to get out the door fast enough
2007-11-08 05:32:27 · answer #5 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pull them inside your house with excitement, raving about the new Slayer release and how awesome it is. They've absolutely GOT to hear their previous album, "God Hates Us All," before really fully appreciating the newest one... let's spin some CDs, shall we?
[Edit] Hounds of Hell? We think alike on this one, don't we! We'd have made good room mates.
2007-11-08 05:37:43 · answer #6 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I only follow writings from the kjv 1611
2007-11-08 05:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Close the door...
Open up YOUR Bible...
Give them one you YOUR church tracts...
Tell them you knew they were coming... (Matthew 7:15)
Tell them how much you enjoyed their Mormon Pageant.
Mention how nice they look in the rayon-linen blend shirt or top.
2007-11-08 05:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Answer the door in your underwear while holding a beer in one hand and picking your nose with the other.
2007-11-08 05:33:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ahmad H 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
open door
say
Wow! my prayers are answered
I prayed for two more people so I can have a three some
(with little or no clothes)
they'll take you off the door knocking list
2007-11-08 05:33:00 · answer #10 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋