A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to
get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that
much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do
anything to get a message to her."
The clerk replies "Anything?"
"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to
kneel in front of him and unzip his pants."
She does. "Take it out", says the clerk."
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands
and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..."
She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
2007-11-08 05:17:13 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mechelle thank you for a wonderful evening.
Great jokes,I love them.
10/10,star.
2007-11-08 05:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Answer for Alexis_S03 Anne got 8, Bob got, 6 Peter got 2. They took turns sharing the remaining horse.
2016-04-03 02:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A secretary walked into her boss's office & announced, "Im afraid I have some bad news for you."
The boss answers, "Why do you always have to bring me bad news? Try to be more positive for a change."
"OK", she said, "The good news is that you're not sterile!"
2007-11-08 05:29:39 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-08 05:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahaha good ol blonde jokes
2007-11-08 13:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by hsm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-11-08 07:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loving your jokes 2nite
=]
2007-11-08 06:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by Izsayy. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-11-08 07:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was nice.. how innocent she was.
2007-11-08 05:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it :-)
2007-11-08 05:20:55 · answer #10 · answered by rock star 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋