Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one
day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina,
saying, "Johnny, this is where you came from."
Johnny went to school the next day smiling, insisting that all his
friends refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this
close to being a turd."
2007-11-08 04:38:45 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another funny one from you
2007-11-08 07:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-08 12:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-11-08 14:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star!
2007-11-08 15:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10,omg,that was super, * .Thnx.Hahaha.
2007-11-08 13:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
More like another UNfunny one ! ! !
2007-11-08 12:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by minefelloff 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a load of shite
2007-11-08 13:02:10 · answer #7 · answered by kirsty h 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
awesome!
2007-11-08 12:42:42 · answer #8 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-08 12:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your dirty, i liky!
keep 'em comming!!!!
2007-11-08 12:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by DRUMBOY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋