A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $1 million in liquid assets, and 7 inches in your pants."
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just to let you know, I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage, I have well over $2 million in assets, but not even for YOU, would I cut off 2 inches! Send the bottle back."
2007-11-08 04:31:18 · 28 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol super, starred.
2007-11-08 04:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the man on Safari in Africa when he meets a witch doctor and saves his life by shooting a marauding lion that was about to attack him. The witch doctor says "Thank you. For saving my life I will grant you one wish." As the guy was not particularly well endowed he replies "I wish my penis could reach the ground." The witch doctor wave his arms around saying "Your wish is granted." Just then the guy's legs fell off! Good joke by the way.
2016-04-03 02:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2007-11-08 04:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea way to go dude! That's a good one. Did you come up with it?
2007-11-08 04:35:01 · answer #4 · answered by Hannah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha girl this is funny....watch out your gonna get cancel! I' ve had some loser erasing my messages.
2007-11-08 04:38:16 · answer #5 · answered by krixty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-11-08 04:34:09 · answer #6 · answered by CaliGirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff.
2007-11-08 04:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by Amy B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-08 06:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-11-08 06:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-11-08 04:34:05 · answer #10 · answered by Lepke 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's kind of funny!!
2007-11-08 04:34:02 · answer #11 · answered by powhound 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋