If you do, REPENT now salad eater or SUFFER!
So do I declare, in the name of the Great Min, God of Lettuce (among other things)
lettuce pray
2007-11-08 04:30:31 · 13 answers · asked by bregweidd 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you must repent, Moe, and join the cult of Min, God of Lettuce (among other things)
2007-11-08 04:34:42 · update #1
Daniel! A fellow Lettuce Prophet! Join me in the worship of Min, the Great God of Lettuce (among other things)
2007-11-08 04:35:37 · update #2
There is only ONE god, Sister Cordelia, and his name is Min, the GREAT God of LETTUCE (among other things).
2007-11-08 04:37:08 · update #3
squirt, you have felt the power of Min - he has blessed you with an intolerance for the HOLY Lettuce
2007-11-08 04:44:19 · update #4
MagickSeeker, you are attempting to lead others into SIN! Min the Merciless God of Lettuce will PUNISH you. BEWARE!!
2007-11-08 04:55:53 · update #5
n_icoles!! You and your familly will SUFFER the wrath of Min, the God of Lettuce!! REPENT NOW before it is too late.
2007-11-08 05:02:29 · update #6
LOL ... ok that was funny
2007-11-08 04:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by Dougal 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I eat lettuce when I eat a cheeseburger from McDonald's. But the lettuce says it wants to be eaten, honest it does. LOL
2007-11-08 12:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep I love lettuce. But I dont eat it everyday. A good salad makes me feel good all over (like a Tempur-Pedic).
2007-11-08 13:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still say im the Anti-Lettuce.
Can you not SEE the upside-down lettuce leaf around my neck!
I hereby start my first conspiracy:
Lettuce is good for you.
2007-11-08 12:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Romain...green-leaf
2007-11-08 12:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it offends you I will stop my Lettuce consumption. I am mostly carnivorous anyway. I do not believe in eating anything that does not fight back.
2007-11-08 12:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It makes me very ill. May the Great Min bless me for it.
Moe, you keep cracking me up. lmao
2007-11-08 12:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not....but now i will partake of nothing but salads and greens that may be mistaken for lettuce...
no matter how unhealthy thay may be.
As for me and my houshold...we shall be ...VEGANS!!!
2007-11-08 13:00:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lettuce pray indeed
2007-11-08 12:33:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
God is not mocked! He is parodied, but not mocked!
2007-11-08 12:35:08 · answer #10 · answered by Sister Cordelia VT-PMS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha weirdo :p
2007-11-08 12:34:57 · answer #11 · answered by Jordan (guy) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋