A burglar breaks into a home to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
2007-11-08 03:35:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's not making fun of Jesus at all. At least I don't think so.
2007-11-08 03:43:52 · update #1
I thought it was kind of cute, and believe me, I'm the last person to make fun of Jesus.
2007-11-08 03:45:00 · update #2
Jesus would laugh, and so did I. lol
2007-11-08 03:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
to the people who don't like jokes about Jesus:
get a f*cking life. its only a joke (a funny one at that)
my god people take everything way too seriously
and if you dont like jokes about jesus and you came here anyway, you really need to like, go find one of those magical fences that is like that magic string of light in the sky during a storm and jump into the fence. if you love jesus much go be with him
2007-11-08 03:45:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hehe thats cute and nothing derogatory about Jesus at all.
Not a bad joke, made me smile. :)*
2007-11-08 03:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by petmykitty22 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i wish that people who take everything so serious would chill out!!! thus does not offend jesus in anyway!!! its a JOKE!!! for gods sake (oops!!)
But i thought it was brilliant have a star!!!
2007-11-08 03:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by cooper 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hey dont worry. those who worry more about jesus than ur joke arent taking this joke at all -- and that is the answer to your question............. really interesting.
2007-11-08 03:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i find the undertones really funny also
2007-11-08 08:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by the_orc_1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that joke because the dog's name could in fact be jesus (hay-zoes) HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
2007-11-08 03:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
that was good. star for you
2007-11-08 03:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by sinful rev 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't like making jokes of Jesus...didn't read it.
2007-11-08 03:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
lmao!
2007-11-08 04:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋