Don't you think they should compete for non-believers and whoever makes the best offer wins? You know, kinda like that commercial where banks compete with each other to give you a loan.
LOL
What do you think?
2007-11-08 02:09:26 · 11 answers · asked by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sure thing.... Great idea.
Will the first competitor please step forward ?
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Could the first willing god or goddess please step forward ?
Hmmm... ?
If there are any gods or goddesses out there and ready to take the challenge? Would you please step forward and offer yourself as our divine leader... Please anyone...??? Just come forward and offer your qualifications to us all... We're ready to choose.
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C A L L I N G ...A L L .. G O D S
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It's not going so well right now... but we can try again tomorrow. OK ?
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2007-11-08 02:41:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's not what most of the gods are interested in. Nor can you really compare many gods. They each have their realms. Artemis just isn't offering what someone looking for Hera wants or needs. It's not that one is better, but simply that they are different.
2007-11-08 07:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Nightwind 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now why would they stoop to Jehova's level? Tsk tsk.
LOL I joke about this and use it as an arguement though. Why certain people think we would so cheaply sell our souls, whether from fear or what I will never know. I believe in my gods from FAITH and EXPERIANCE. No amount of ranting about hell, pleading Jesus's love for me, accusing me of sin, or tempting me with Heaven is going to change that. My soul just isn't for sale.
Hail the Gods!
edit: I love Prim but your wrong. Study your lore. Many Gods did just that.
If God won, then why are people flocking to the Old Gods in record numbers? Hmmm I guess he won the battle but lost the war, huh?
2007-11-08 02:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here I am. I am a goddess. Start competing.
2007-11-08 02:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mable VT is thinking, kinda 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
oooo, what a good idea! But...you better not tell them that! They don't like being told what to do...you know...being Gods and all.
2007-11-08 02:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by LadyMagick 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I got sold on Mable. Was that too easy?.
2007-11-08 02:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I could use a toaster oven
2007-11-08 02:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure why not-only one thing though-all payments must be in cash up front---lol---smile and enjoy the day
2007-11-08 02:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
None of the gods out there could ever boast about rising from the dead to save us from our sins.
My God wins every time!
2007-11-08 02:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Actually existing would be a good start, but unfortunately... :-)
2007-11-08 02:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋