Woman in a bar buys a double vodka and coke then takes out a photo from her top pocket, looks at it then puts this back. She does this evry time she has a double. After her 8th doucle the barman asks why do you do that? She replys 'its a picture of my husband and when he looks good enough to f&^k ill go home'!!
2007-11-07 21:11:20 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL funny sadly not all the drinks in the world would make me want to do my husband
2007-11-07 21:19:56 · answer #1 · answered by Death Girl Am 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This would sound funny if you were just telling a joke, but since it really happened I would say she has a problem with her husband and she can't handle them until whe is total pickled. SAD.
I think women drink to help them relax and have fun. Some drink their problems away for a short time. But then they sober up and the problems are still there.
I can't drink because of medications, but it certainly is an eye
opener to be the only person in the room sober.!
2007-11-07 21:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by Lucy's Mama 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a star too......! .........................hope u read this, though its kinda long & average...
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party.
He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "**** you, " he turned to the bride and said, "**** you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge? Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it.
2007-11-07 21:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 21:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 11:07:26 · answer #5 · answered by henshaw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is in your question. go home soon or the husband would look for someone else.
2007-11-07 21:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by Kehgohar R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh bello wthe belt are you avin man issues im in the mood all the time dont need drink thats jus cruel
2007-11-07 21:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that's what she's doing with my photo!!! I can't help what I look like after the operation!!!
2007-11-07 21:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by zorro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Funny! XD x
2007-11-07 21:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha! Getting back at the guys with all those "beer goggles", and morning after put downs...touche! it works both ways.
2007-11-07 22:00:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋