Filing Taxes
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a *****."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 2,000 cocks last year."
2007-11-07 18:02:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMGAAAAH BHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH that is soooooo freggin hilarious, imma tell it to everyone, HAHAHAHAHAH , i'kl give you props butomg if i could give you 100 satrs i would. xD heres one
2007-11-07 18:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is beeping hilarious. i have never heard that one before i am dying over here. i just called like 6 other night auditors to tell them the joke. they are all laughing. Ty so much for keeping us night auditors sane at this crazy hour in the morning. tff star for you!!!!
2007-11-08 03:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether You have collected Tax from the woman or not?
2007-11-08 09:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tears streaming from my eyes and I am gasping for breath!!!! Funny yes!
2007-11-08 02:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-11-10 00:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaahaaa....funny..very funny....hahahaha
2007-11-08 03:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-11 11:06:24 · answer #7 · answered by skowdragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2014-08-17 16:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by Alright alright alright 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋