I'm having a satanist party! It's going to be held tomorrow night at 66 Hell St, Hell. There is going to be s*x, drugs, gambling, and heck anything you want! Who would like to come?
2007-11-07 17:24:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have the kids tomorrow - sorry.
2007-11-07 17:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your an old bag with health problems you told us that already.
Besides the 9th gate was already cracked and revealed nothing more than some old dusty bones from some non believers like yourself. Well go on then that is what is of the fait to come for your bones you think the Lord and his Angels will protect them. You know the devil eats bones right? and poop. How nice is that huh, you going to have some bones and poop for everyone?
2007-11-07 17:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is satan going to be there? I think he'd rather hang out with people he's having a hard time getting onto his side, rather than those silly people that are already there.
He does have a quota to meet, you know
2007-11-07 17:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by colebolegooglygooglyhammerhead 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't get this on Mapquest or Yahoo Maps. Can you provide some directions?
I hope Satan does come. I hear he's a real HOTTIE!
2007-11-07 17:35:34 · answer #4 · answered by mznocent 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should get out the yellow pages and look under the word Psychiatrist and make an appointment.
2007-11-07 17:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, but I have to work.
Sounds fun except for the drugs.
2007-11-07 17:26:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't do drugs, but sex and gambling sounds awesome. Mark me down.
2007-11-07 17:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by CELTS! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds better than sitting around sipping diet soda and discussing favorite Bible passages.
2007-11-07 17:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have a hell-of-a-time.
2007-11-07 17:32:44 · answer #9 · answered by cheir 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry,i was a teen in the 70's already done all that.
2007-11-08 16:36:14 · answer #10 · answered by joe c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋