If you suddenly met God how would you go about getting people to listen to the experience?

Answer 1

hey hey people shut up this is from god

Answer 2

Well, I would try to replicate the exact conditions of when I met God in an attempt to make this a repeatable experience. If I couldn't replicate the experience or show others how to, why should I expect them to believe me? If I could repeat the experience, I would teach the method to others. If I couldn't repeat the experience, I would think that my "religious experience" was just a sign that my mental health is slipping, which given my history isn't too much of stretch.

Answer 3

I would start walking on water and get me about ten or twelve deciples. Then to demostrate my powers to the infidels I would have three or four my deciples gather up several vats of common tap water which I would imediately turn in to high grade wine. Then I would get on one hell of a toot with all my deciples except the one that I figured was going to turn me in to the law. Now while my deciple`s imigination was at a peak from drinking all that wine I would ask three or four of them with the very best imigination to write an Extremely New Testiment about me which would supersede all other books written in the bible. Then I would instruct my deciples to go near and far spreading the good words they had written about me. Then I would just go back to where I met God in the first place and sit down by him on the side of him that Jesus wasn`t sitting and then just kind of go from there. You know just try to get along with them the best I could. If God ask me to go work some more miracles I would maybe go bring a few dead folks that I sorta liked back to life and heal a few sick folks and straighten out some of my buddy`s golf swings. I think by the time I had done a few miracles like that then I would have great multitudes of people following me around at Wal Mart and other market places just to listen to me spread the good word about my experience of suddenly meeting God. Of course I would add a little color to the storys about what God and I talked about just so it would make me look a little more important than I actually am. If I happened to get crucified during all this I would wait a few days and come back a live. After that and unlike jesus I would just continue to live for ever here on earth drinking a few beers now and then and playing a little golf with my deciples.

Answer 4

I'm not sure God would want your primary goal to be to get people to listen to the experience, rather, obey the words of the Bible in your own life, and preach the gospel, primarly, john 3:16.

Answer 5

God would be able to explain to me the Ultimate Theory of Everything, including how it establishes the masses of the fundamental particles. I could then relay this to any other physicist, who would be at once convinced. Einstein spent the last years of his life looking for such a theory, and never found one; neither has anyone else. The problem is fiendishly difficult.

Answer 6

No I would just keep on living my life the way I do, we are in the age of it is everone for themselves we all have the chance to believe, religion is on the radio, t.v internet so when the time comes to stand before God no one can say I didn't know, of course I would tell people but to try to convince them is crazy, the church age is over and going to church can't save you anymore only your heart can save you if you give it to God and live the right way

Answer 7

If I ever met God it would not be me who would be speaking to others, but God speaking through me. I would be totally incapacitated by the experience.

Answer 8

I'd check myself into a mental hospital. People of all religions, when their brain goes into shock/is lacking oxygen, have visions of their Gods if they are highly religious, as this is the archetype most ingrained in the brain. As I said, this is purely the result of a brain going into shock.

Answer 9

Write a good novel.

Keep the religion out of it. Never preach and don't go telling people you know something they don't.

Answer 10

Listening is one thing. I want to see it to believe it.

Answer 11

i will not force people to listen to me all i got to do is to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. those who will believe in me will believe for those who will not its their choice. God give each one of us the freedom to chose so let it be. if they chose to lend me their ears, well then good! if they don't , hmmm..... just tell them if you don't believe in me its your choice....