I accidentally cheated on my girlfriend, so I wrote her this poem?

Question

I want to apologize to her so I wrote a poem because I accidentally cheated on her with this hot chick on campus.

What do you guys think of it??


You are like a ray of sunshine in the cloudy sky
please don't be mad at me
Cause I'm just a vulnerable guy

The other chick was hot
but not as hot as you.
If you stay with me
I'll make it up to you

When I'm around you I get wood
Or should I say steel
Cause it's harder than wood
Oh girl you look so good.

Oh my beautiful love
I could never be gay
Beauty like yours is so rare
I salute you: hay hay hay!

Your smile hits me in the face
like a Mike Tyson punch
What do you say?
Let's do lunch.

I come from the west
to meet you in the east
let's both expand
like bread and yeast.

So please say yes
because no is bad
and if you leave me
I will be so sad.

by the way, I'm just kidding about this. I'm bored with nothing to do LOL

Answer 1

This is what i would write back to you here's my poem
Why lie to someone that cares about you
Why pretend to her who judges you not
Why deceive the one you consider fool
Why blind the one who has been given sight beyond sight
Why destroy what you seek to obtain
Why live the truth and while still living a lie
Why can't we let go wrong to obtain the right

Answer 2

umm, well, it is really sweet that you wrote a poem, and especially if you meant it, but uh... i don't really know how to say this other than, it may not be the best idea to talk about having a *****... i mean, that may not be the best topic of discussion right now, you know, if you just cheated on her.
another point, is that, it is great you think she is hot, but "hot" is just another way of saying "i'd do her" and it might be more effective to caller her sweet, or beautiful... good luck though : )

Answer 3

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Answer 4

You are soooo horrible...i can already tell that you are a pig. You cant ACCIDENTILLY CHEAT!!! and unless your girlfriend is the stupidest girl ON EARTH theres no way shes going to forgive you. If she does you are one lucky jerk. I dont see how you think a (sucky) poem is going to solve your stupid problems. You are ridiculos. This question made me so mad.

Answer 5

your not serious? throw that in the garbage.
she reads that and she not only get angry but she might think your gay .....with the "hay hay hay"
you sound like rod stewart in pink tights. dont ever show her that poem . Dont ever bring that cheating thing up either, make pretend it never happened, and make her forget by doing special things for her.

Answer 6

lol at first I was like "accidentally" cheated on? What a JERK! and then I read the poem and i thought of you as even more of a jerk, and then I saw it was just a joke, and fell to floor laughing LOL

Answer 7

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Answer 8

pretty good..... haha... i especially like the line that says "the other chick was hot, but not as hot as you"

if this situation was real..... i'd definitely recommend giving her the poem!!!

nice work haha

Answer 9

The poem was good, save it because you might need it sometime. CUTE

Answer 10

each stanza made me laugh harder than the last