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"What the president is never allowed to say?"

Funniest for 10!!!!

2007-11-07 13:52:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

"Hola, mi amigos! Estoy muy inteligente!"

2007-11-07 14:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by herfinator 6 · 3 1

1)it's not what you smoke it's what you snort
2)i'm being held prisoner by aliens
3)i'm related to dumbo
4)i'm smarticle
5)i have no friends
6)promote violence
7)my best friend is michael jackson
8)america loves me
9)fire the missiles
10)hmmmmmmmmmmm

2007-11-07 22:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Gary 3 · 5 0

I left my panties at Clinton's in a high pitched voice.








Idk sorry

2007-11-07 22:06:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

"I left my key to the nuclear launch button in my other pants"

2007-11-07 23:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1 0

i am the best persident

LOL notttttt

2007-11-07 22:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes but I never inhaled it

2007-11-07 21:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by ~IcE QuEeN~ 1 · 2 0

"I love you! You love me! We're a great big family!"

2007-11-07 22:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by Ecka 2 · 1 0

J is for george!


(its funnier when you say it)

2007-11-07 21:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

"Hi, my name is Hillary"

2007-11-07 23:27:00 · answer #9 · answered by Joe Angus 7 · 2 0

i am smrt

2007-11-07 23:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by Skank 4 · 1 0

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