1.Yo mama's so fat when she ate a salad the world's rainforests went extinct.
2What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:
"It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole
3A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.
All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her
father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from
staring.
The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but
nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her
but, finally it was too much for him.
He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for
her response.
The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I don't want to
miss it!"
12or3
2007-11-07 13:40:37 · 15 answers · asked by ☠Rockin Punk☠ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#1 Yo mamma jokes are played out...
#2 really isn't a joke... its the truth...
#3 is pretty funny... drink like a fish... meaning hes an alcoholic HAHAHA!
2007-11-07 18:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 3 is the funniest.
Followed by number 2 and lastly number 1.
2007-11-07 21:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by ChameleonGirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like number 3 best ... so real life ... a child tells the truth ... so Daddy, start looking at the yellow pages for a new job ...
numbers 1 and 2 are all exaggerations ,..
2007-11-07 21:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Number 3 is funny.
2007-11-07 21:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by Reeze 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
number 1 and 2 are good but 3 is weird i dont get it
2007-11-07 22:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like #3 kids say the darnest things
2007-11-07 21:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by luvsmusiz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. 3 isn't that funny and 2 is like what?
me
2007-11-07 21:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
3, definitely
2007-11-07 22:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by NotTheStatusQuo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 is best!
2007-11-07 21:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by Watsit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 stinks
2 giggle
3 i dont get it
2007-11-07 21:45:51 · answer #10 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋