limerick anyone?

Question

there was a young man named bill
who swallowed a dynamite pill
he's heart retired
his bum backfired
and his willy shot over the hill






thank you...

Answer 1

There once was a man from Kent
who shi* everywhere he went.
He went to the fair,
and tried to shi* there,
but they plugged up his a** with cement.

Answer 2

There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint.

Answer 3

There once was a young girl named Kelly
whose armpits were full of gross jelly
She left them unshaved
and rarely did bathe
but french chicks tend to be smelly

A friend wrote this for me when I told him that as a child it was horrible being that everything seemed to rhyme with my name lol

Answer 4

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who harvested corn in a bucket
Her family's moved on
Her friends all have gone
And left her alone there to shuck it.

Answer 5

She was no drag but a fox
Her hair swayed in beautiful brown locks
I wisked her off her feet
Kissed her so sweet
And now we live a life with no clocks

Answer 6

.A fisher named Fisher sat fishing a fissure, a fish with a grin pulled the fisherman in, Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher

Answer 7

there once was a girl named miss bader
who had sex with a large alligator
but nobody knew
the result of that screw
because after it f****d her
it ate her

Answer 8

I hope that we will get to drink whiskey together aged in an oak barrel from a tree we plant tomorrow!

Answer 9

I LIKE YOURS BUT MINE IS
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM PERU
WHO DREAMED HE WAS EATING HIS SHOE
HE WOKE WITH A FRIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TO FIND THAT HIS DREAM HAD COME TRUE

Answer 10

wow ... thanks robot king ... for posting this 'limerick' ... then i have a chance to read all the other limerick answers ... great job for all our poets out there ... i really enjoyed reading all your compositions .... Hurray!!