A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is
having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The
next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful
redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband
jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're
next!"
Anyone like it?
2007-11-07 12:43:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it is pretty easy to understand...
2007-11-07 12:55:50 · update #1
I don't get it Ike...But how can she shoot her husband if she is dead??? It doesn't make sense...But if I were a littler faster, I would probably get it, and enjoy it. So good joke.
2007-11-07 12:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by Catty411 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
phaha
thats a true blonde joke
i dont really like blonde jokes most of the time because im blonde and im not a dumb one....
out of 5 stars, i give it a 10
lol
2007-11-07 20:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by Chicksta 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Typical blonde jokes.
2007-11-07 21:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by Alice 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 20:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's stupid !! If she shoots herself how can she shoot her husband ! She will be dead .
Hahaha ! Good One !
Stupid Blonde Jokes !
2007-11-08 18:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by M 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it's funny! but my brother tells it all the time so I've heard it! :)
2007-11-07 21:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Made me smile i like it
2007-11-07 20:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by stacey 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg! Kinda funny though...
2007-11-07 21:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by ★ Ðяєäмíŋg Ôυт Łøυ∂ ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-11-07 20:46:47 · answer #9 · answered by gojets126 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not really like it... but good for time pass.
2007-11-07 21:27:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋