Why can't OJ be a barber?... He cuts too close when shaving... Why OJ was such a good football player, read..

Question

he cuts through the other team, line n center, then chokes em off at the pass, then gets into his truck and calls his lawer (all this happens before the game begins)

What do you think?

I got another: What did OJ probably watch on tv in the early 90's, before nicle got killed (this is important)?
Jeffory Dahmer/ Boston Strangler special, looked at his tv and said "I could do that"

Answer 1

What's the most dangerous drink in town?

O.J. Simpson

Answer 2

Tacky but funny!