A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."
"What do you mean almost?" question the priest.
"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!"
"Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"
2007-11-07 12:16:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one mate lol
2007-11-07 20:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
English has a lot of this kind of thing. The shorter the verb, the more likely it is to be of German extraction, and therefore likely to be used with a preposition to give a variety of different meanings. Put, take, give, make, run, go, come, sit ... it's part of what makes English so very flexible, but such a nightmare for foreigners learning it.
2016-04-03 01:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-11-07 12:20:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 12:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha good 1
2007-11-07 12:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by angela n 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-07 15:37:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mustbemyluckyday 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have heard many jokes but haven't heard that one. That was really good-I loved it!
2007-11-07 12:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by Happy. Finally. 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
could have been an expensive confession, pmsl hun
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2007-11-07 23:35:14 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Genius. Pure Genius. :'D
2007-11-07 12:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by Yoruichi 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Great joke i love it
2007-11-07 12:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by stacey 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋