A woman was pregnant with twins, went into labor, but, unfortunately, got into a bad car wreck on her way to the hospital. When she regained consciousness several days later, naturally, the first thing she asked was "What happened to my babies?" The hospital staff reassured her that both were healthy - a boy and a girl. "As your next of kin, your brother helped us fill out the birth certificates."
"Oh, crap!" thought the woman, "My brother's a nice guy, but he's a freakin' idiot."
"What did he name the babies?" she asked aprehensively.
"The girl is Denise" was the reply.
"That's not so bad" she thought. "What about the boy?" she asked
"Denephew"
2007-11-07 12:13:39 · 35 answers · asked by john_holliday_1876 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
id say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my stomachs hurting!!
2007-11-07 12:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by morning star 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was good. Did you hear about the guy back in the wild west days who was riding into Dodge and decided to have a cold one at the nearest saloon? He stopped at the Oasis and tied his horse up to the hitching post. He went in for a drink and came back out a little while later. To his astonishment, he noticed that his horse was painted blue! He went storming back into the saloon, and demanded to know who painted his horse blue. This big, burly, 200 lb behemoth with a face only a mother could love replied: "I did, what's it to you?" The stranger stuttered this response: "I just wanted to tell you that the first coat was dry."
2007-11-07 12:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Paulus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 12:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny! i wonder if the name denephew is a name in real life.
2007-11-07 12:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats better than the version i heard
2007-11-07 12:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by The Voices Are Getting Louder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha! That's awesome
2007-11-07 12:18:45 · answer #6 · answered by 21:13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it it took a while but i got it in the end
2007-11-07 12:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by stacey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao dats hilarious denephew lol!!
2007-11-07 12:16:33 · answer #8 · answered by twisternycxx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny !
2007-11-07 12:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by 001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL- thats funny
2007-11-07 12:18:22 · answer #10 · answered by person 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-11-07 12:17:23 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋