A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.
"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.
The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, this was your Grandma's idea, "last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. "
;-)
2007-11-07 12:13:34 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! Okay for those of you that don't get it... He takes off his shirt --> he gets a stiff neck... He takes off his pants --> he gets a stiff ____ Fill in the blank ;) (remember that he is an old man).
2007-11-07 12:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by dandymcgee123 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
And prey tell!!...what is wrong with sitting or walking around B@llock naked from the waist down... I do it all the time!!!. One small disadvantage however, the is the preponderance of the NAKED POLICE and lots of Blue Meanies! hahahahah nice one love! xx
2007-11-07 13:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least Grandma will sleep good tonight. Ha! Ha! Ha!
I like that one. I'll have to remember that in 30 years.
2007-11-07 12:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
WHEN HE NOTICED HIS SHADOW AHEAD OF HIM, BUT ALSO NOTICED ANOTHER SHADOW BEHIND HIM. HE CONTINUED A FEW YARDS UNTIL HE REACHED A BENCH UNDER A SHADED TREE, SAT DOWN AND BEGAN TO PRAY. AFTER 3 HOURS THE SUN HAD SET. HE STOOD UP FROM THE BENCH, AND KEPT WALKING TILL HE GOT HOME SOME 2 MINUTES LATER. AS HE LATER PREPARED FOR BED THAT NIGHT, HE KNELT AND AGAIN PRAYED TO GOD, SAYING " LORD I DON`T KNOW IF YOU WERE LEADING ME OR FOLLOWING ME TODAY, BUT THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY SAFE AGAIN."
PLEASE MAKE UP YOUR OWN MORAL TO THIS STORY, JUST TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH.
2007-11-07 12:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by Claude D 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi Donna, i love your jokes , very funny, Have a star. hahahahahahahahaha
2007-11-07 23:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahahhaha that was a good one heres a star
2007-11-07 13:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by natural cutie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully Grandma's going to get her some! You go girl!!!!
2007-11-07 12:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-07 22:53:47 · answer #8 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your sharing rights have been revoked
2007-11-07 12:17:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
1/2 yuk.
2007-11-07 12:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by Bob H 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋