A gazelle, wandering around the savannah was getting hot and tired. He noticed a lizard sitting in a tree.
"Man," he said, "I envy you, I'd love to do what you do, lie around all day soaking up the sun!"
"Why don't you try it?" suggested the lizard. So the gazelle lay down and soaked up some rays.
Suddenly a leopard came out of the nearby grove of trees, and pounced on the gazelle, killing him.
What's the moral of the story?
If you want to sit and do nothing, you must make sure you're very high up!
2007-11-07 12:08:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are you sure you're not barking up the wrong tree?
2007-11-07 12:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 12:37:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup. Quite true.
2007-11-07 12:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by fatiimaq08 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
top of the tree lol
2007-11-07 12:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-11-07 12:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by Chief High Commander, UAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And here we are.
2007-11-07 12:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-11-07 23:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋