A turkey standing in a field saw an owl sitting in a tree.
"I'd love to be high up in the branches like you, but I'm too heavy to fly! How will I get up there?"
"Why it's quite simple" the owl replied, "just eat as much cow manure as you can for 7 days and on the 8th day you'll be strong enough to fly up here!"
So the turkey ate nothing but cow manure for 7 days, and on the 8th day flew to the top of the tree. A farmer saw the turkey at the top of the tree and shot it, killing it instantly.
What's the moral of the story?
Bullshit may well help you to reach the top, but it sure as hell won't keep you there!
2007-11-07 12:04:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a lot of B.S.!
2007-11-07 12:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 20:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
2007-11-07 20:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by The Voices Are Getting Louder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
*why did the man throw his clock out the window?*
*he wanted to see time fly* hehehehehe
2007-11-07 20:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by fatiimaq08 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent 10/10***
2007-11-07 22:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic, and well true x
2007-11-07 20:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMMMmmmmm.........
2007-11-08 07:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great advice!
2007-11-07 20:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by Chief High Commander, UAN 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋