Joe and Nancy were working in their garden one day and the Joe looks over at Nancy and says: "You know your butt is getting big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that Joe proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where Nancy was working and measured her bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" Nancy, wise to the ways of men, chose to ignore Joe. Later that night in bed, Joe is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards Nancy, who brushes him off completely. "What's wrong?" he pouts. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?
2007-11-07 11:48:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yayyyy..Might have to use that on my hubby when he says i got too much junk in the trunk...LOL
2007-11-07 11:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Rebekah 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 12:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my friggen gosh that was so friggen funny!
!
Most jokes on here that talk about spouses are boring and are really dumb and pointless...
But this one... HILARIOUS!
My aunt's boyfriend talks about her butt all the time...
It's so funny!
One of my uncles said that's the only reason they married their wife!
Lol.
But... yeah... A * for you!
:o)
~ khamani jonas (nick) ♥
2007-11-07 12:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should give her the magic glasses from the joke a few lines up!
2007-11-07 12:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, she should have, and then put the little weenie on the grill.
2007-11-07 12:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by Mark F 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao. That's hilarious. Never tell a girl that she has a big butt. :)
2007-11-07 11:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty darn funny.
2007-11-07 11:51:06 · answer #7 · answered by Abolir Las Farc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-07 11:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by natalie c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha sooo funny!!!
2007-11-07 11:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha.. nice!!
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2007-11-07 11:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋