I will be a brave man...
2007-11-07 11:21:31 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll be wearing bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend, stomping down the avenue by Radio City with a transistor and a large sum of money to spend.
Five names that I can hardly stand to hear, including yours and mine and one more chump who isn't here. I can see the ladies talking, how the times were getting hard, and that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard
You fella, you tear on up the street
You wear that white tuxedo, how you gonna beat the heat?
Do you take me for a fool, do you think that I don't see
That ditch out in the valley that they're digging just for me?
Yes, I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
When they gonna send me home?
2007-11-07 11:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road
When Black Friday falls you know it's got to be
Don't let it fall on me
2007-11-07 11:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Staying home, drinking. LOL Good luck, Curly, I'll raise a toast to you buddy for braving the overweight shopping demons as they look for the latest toy craze to hit the markets to satisfy Juniors demands.
2007-11-07 12:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Working at 5 or 6 AM, trying to deal with the crowds.
2007-11-07 11:25:57 · answer #4 · answered by free_beer_tonite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Catching pore Salty when you throw the cottony mutt from the fourteenth floor....
Jeezuz..ya just got Jezzuz'd to death! I thought that was GOOD Friday!
2007-11-08 15:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a professional shopper...I'll have all of my Christmas shopping done by 9am, maybe a few days before Christmas I'll even have bought presents for people other than myself.
2007-11-07 23:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Waiting for 5:00, I'm sure we'll have to work on that friday too damnit!
2007-11-07 14:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Caught in traffic and having a black headache!
2007-11-07 11:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
workin the 7-4 like every day mane
2007-11-07 11:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by nameless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll stand down by the door and watch the grey men when they dive from the fourteenth floor.....
What will you be doing?
2007-11-07 11:26:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋