The value of a second opinion....?

Question

A man goes to his doctor and says "Doctor I have a problem, I keep getting these headaches." The doctor carries out some tests and says "I know what is wrong, you have a rare medical condition where your testicles press against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache. The only solution is to have them removed." The man is quite upset by this but agrees to have the surgery. He comes out from the surgery feeling quite dejected, and decides that what he'll do is he'll buy himself a nice new suit. So he goes into the tailor's to buy the suit, and tells the tailor what he wants. The tailor starts taking out some suits and the guy says "Wait, aren't you going to measure me?" and the tailor says "No, when you've been in the business as long as me, you can tell what size a person's clothes are by looking!" So he looks at the man and says "Ok, trousers, I'd say 42 waist, leg long." "That's correct!" The man says, "how did you know?" "Easy" replies the tailor

when you've been in the business as long as me you learn a thing or two about this!" He then looks at the man's upper body and says "Ok, jacket, medium chest, long arms." The man can't believe it "That's amazing!" he says. Then the tailor suggests he buy a new shirt and tie and again gets his sizes exactly right. "I'd also like some new underwear" the man says. "Ok" the tailor replies "I think you need size 24..." and the man interrupts - "You're wrong there!" he says "I'm size 22, and I always have been!" The tailor frowns. "But you can't wear size 22 sir. If you wore size 22 it would push your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!"

Answer 1

hahahahahaha

Answer 2

Classic!

Answer 3

Funny! 10!

Answer 4

If you were wearing tighter trousers your balls would be pressed against the base of your spine causing headaches..

Boom boom.

Anything newer?

Answer 5

Badabing!

Answer 6

Good one x

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

hehe

Answer 9

lol