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i had to ask one more time....because i have some math this time. elephants are huge. their poop should count as 10, but i only counted it as 1. is there anything on the bible about what noah did for 40 days? because i don't think he was ever NOT holding a shovel.

wikipedia lists 5400 species of mammals alone....times two because there were two of each animal. thats 10,800 mammals (not including birds, land reptiles, insects etc). if they each take one dookie a day....thats 10,800 dookies....divided by 6 (number of humans) and each humas is cleaing up 1800 piles of poop/day. if you are awake for 16 hours in a day, thats 112.5 piles of poop/hour. and this is not human poop....but large animal poop. i think they just had to grin and bear it...no?

2007-11-07 10:48:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

and the above math assumes to lunch break! lol.

2007-11-07 10:49:09 · update #1

and the above math assumes no lunch break! lol.

2007-11-07 10:49:18 · update #2

that IS assuming two dogs. 5400 species. that does NOT include the breakdown of families in that species! NOT a workable load.

2007-11-07 10:56:48 · update #3

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Do you know how many religions have a flood story? Just about every one. Look it up, and maybe then, you will have your answer.

2007-11-07 10:54:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yeah, but regardless of if he only took "representative" animal, the dog family includes, wolves, coyotes, foxes, etc. And the cat family, lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, bobcats, lynx, etc. We are still talking thousands of species and the calculation was based on 1 poop per day. Many animals go more frequently.

2007-11-07 11:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by ImUURU? 3 · 1 0

Love your practicality.
Noah did not take some many animals on board.
He took representattives.
That is, he did not take all 649 variety of dogs.
He took two dogs ....they split into varieties later.
This reduces the dookies to a workable amount.

2007-11-07 10:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0 2

Noah installed a big flood water flushing toilet.

2007-11-07 11:05:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why do you think they called it the "poop" deck? Ah, they just swept it overboard.

2007-11-07 10:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

Pigs. They can eat some Sh*t.

2007-11-07 10:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 1 0

Now we know what kind of a mind you have and what you choose to think of.

2007-11-07 10:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 3

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