An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident."
"Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our lord, Amen."
2007-11-07 10:12:14 · 8 answers · asked by aabigaa2 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaa
2007-11-07 10:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by u_fas_n8me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No offense yet it is the stupidest comedian tale i've got ever heard, and what area of this comedian tale do you come across humorous? It takes a sick guy or woman to discover this comedian tale humorous.there is not something humorous approximately dropping a infant in a vehicle accident.
2016-10-01 23:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 11:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was hilarious. You should post this in Religion and Spirituality section as many Atheist hang out there.
2007-11-07 10:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by Joe W 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke for a Sunday sermon!....LOL
2007-11-07 11:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mantle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice..I like that! Star!
2007-11-07 10:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-11-07 10:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by Allie_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny as hell! ROFLMAO!
2007-11-07 11:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋