Drink 1 ounce every 15 minutes until I start looking sexy.
Then stop 'cause you're drunk.
2007-11-07 10:03:09
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answered by Petro 3
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Depends on you and your body weight, your activity level, what foods you have eaten and your body chemistry.
Stay home or with friends. Drink mixed drinks and drink them slowly. See what the effect is. Mass drinking can cause some very sever problems. Alcohol does destroy brain cells so be sure you have plenty before you start.
TRUTH; Alcohol affects you ability to think and make wise decisions.
Alcohol causes you to look very stupid and do very stupid things....that's why you want good friends around....assuming they are not also drinking. However, after a few drinks you are actually more charming and Witty and can tell great stories and jokes...another =reason to have friends around= strangers might throw you out. Interestingly, you get much more handsome after a few drinks and all the girls around you become reallyy beautiful. Later you will find that some of the beautiful girls you found and replaced the next day by some reall ugly ones. An alcohol phenomena
DO NOT DRIVE. You life and the lives of others is not worth the risk. You will think you are Godzilla and superman, but you are not and contrary to popular myths...you cannot fly when intoxicated. and since you cannot think... this is a hard concept to carry with you. And you may not get a prison near your family.
ENJOY
2007-11-07 10:08:01
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answered by Lyn B 6
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Good luck with that. Vodka is a hard one to start out on. I hope you will be responsible and have a designated driver. Also, it's fine to get a little buzz going but don't drink so much that you lose control. You risk alcohol poisoning as well as participating in things that you normally would not do.
If you really want to get tipsy, I'd suggest wine coolers. If vodka is all you have, how about making screwdrivers with orange juice? At least that way, you'll get your vitamin C, too. If you have jello, you could substitute the vodka for the water and make jello shots. I use plastic condiment cups that you can buy in bulk at places like Sam's Club. They take a little while to set up but they are fun and you'll still get a buzz.
As for how much you need to drink to feel it, that's up to you and depends on your size as well as your metabolism. It shouldn't take much, though, a few shots. Be careful.
2007-11-07 10:07:02
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answered by SocialKim 2
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mix drinks!! don't do shots if you've never drank before, you'll definetly end up front of a toilet for the rest of the night..
I'd say first time, maybe 3 or 4 mixed drinks will do you good. Your tolerence will be really low right now.
Mix just the smallest amount of vodka, with say.. cranberry juice or anything else, vodka goes blends with most anything rather well, a fruit drink, any kind of soda, etc. and fill most of it with the actual drink, you shouldn't be overwhelmed by the taste of vodka or you've put to much in the glass. happy drinking!
2007-11-07 10:04:26
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answered by lilchikka2005 4
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Depends on how much you weigh. Invite some friends over, watch some silly or scary movies, and mix your vodka with some juice. Take it easy. Less than two drinks in the first hour. Have a good time. Passing out before you get drunk is better than getting sick. Have a good friend to put you to bed. Make sure somebody tapes you so you can watch it later and be totally embarrassed.
2007-11-07 10:07:14
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answered by chemcook 4
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First time? You are better off to mix it. First couple of cups go light with the vodka, then keep putting more vodka in than what you are mixn it with. Female, average height weight, mixn the drinks, I would say 7 cups. You want it quick, I would say about 4 shots and you got a buzz, then maybe 8 shots and it will hit hard.. Keep a bucket close by. hahaha
2007-11-07 10:06:55
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answered by Mikey 2
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Careful. At 14 I mixed two Screwdrivers in opposite proportions in a 16 oz glass (2 ox juice to 10 ozs Vodka/4ozs ice). I was hammered after the first sip of the second drink. If you're as inexperienced as you write, two shots will likely do it. More and you risk alcohol poisoning and will join the other foolish 18-21 year olds who died partying.
2007-11-07 10:06:37
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answered by Goethe's Ghostwriter 7
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if you wanna play a cool game to get plastered this is it OK 2 or more players the more players the funner it is but if there's only 2 or 3 then you wont be moving in 20 minutes!! Your gonna need 2 dice and a lot of beer or whiskey! take turns rolling the dice and if you roll a 3 you give out 3 drinks to any one you want or you can split them up! if some one rolls a 7 then its 1 drink! if some one rolls an 11 then its 2 drinks! if some one rolls doubles then they roll again but if they roll 3 sets of doubles in the same turn then they have to down a full beer or your set amount of whiskey!!!HAVE FUN!!
you can change the rules to what ever you want but these are the basics
2007-11-07 10:12:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Every person has a different tolerance level but it's pretty easy to get drunk off vodka. Do some mixed drinks and start off slow or you'll just be puking your brains out for your birthday. Happy Birthday though!
2007-11-07 10:03:27
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answered by LaLa 2
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Here we're giving them wine with a bit of water from the time they can sit at the table. They can drink in the bars by 16 although they have a strict one beer limit. Maybe that is what the FSM will do, they can drink but only with supervision and a cut off limit. Some adults might require this as well, then again its Pastafarian heaven so maybe there are no downsides anymore.
2016-04-03 00:47:27
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answered by Anonymous
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What a weird question.
Firstly, use normal drinks to mix with it, Coke, etc.
Put a shots worth in each glass you have & if you haven't drunk before, it wont take you long!
You will probably notcice the effects after teh first glass & after 5 you will be pretty drunk.
Just see how it goes!
2007-11-07 10:04:45
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answered by Meeeee! 5
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