As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
2007-11-07 09:58:52 · 5 answers · asked by Sincerely Yours 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He was a smart ***!! funny!
2007-11-07 11:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 20:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha this is funni so she takes off all her clothes and wanted to loose her virginity but than someone a man wanted her to iorn his shirt lol thats halarious lol you get a star!
2007-11-07 18:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by Zahera♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....the guy was probably a Texas Aggie!!
2007-11-07 19:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mantle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is sooooo funny! star for you.
2007-11-07 18:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by Ashie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋