THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS......
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly.......... "No, I'm your son's teacher
2007-11-07 09:53:25 · 19 answers · asked by Sincerely Yours 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious!!! gotta remember that one.....
2007-11-07 09:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-11-07 09:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by Chibi.Jan-x0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I bet that father must have been so embarrassed!
2007-11-07 09:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by hibiscusm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke be4
2007-11-07 09:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by Diana$@$ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this is a good way to make sure that a person is a cheater or not..don't you think so
2007-11-07 09:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by ricardo e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-11-07 10:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny!! i would really like it if u put this as ur favorite answer!
2007-11-07 09:56:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is there to answer. Did you ask a question?
2007-11-07 09:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my Gosh! That is funny! LOL LOL!
2007-11-07 23:07:14 · answer #9 · answered by ~~Webkinz~~StarDust8893~SnowSnow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although I had heard it before I had forgotten how it went. Had a good laugh with it again. Thanks!
2007-11-07 09:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by Yabran Tariga 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋