2007-11-07 09:44:24 · 30 answers · asked by lorddad7 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not unless they find a way to REANIMATE the dead ;););)
2007-11-07 09:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Canuck 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus will return when...
the bruins win another stanley cup
the voters actually care more about what hillary does then they do over how much they love bill
when haliburton stock drops to -$197 a share
when a cure for male patterned baldness is discovered
and it's free
women happily support a guy who's broke but loves her to death and is faithful to her
women agree they don't need alimony
congress issues a genuine apology for it's crimes against native and african americans
and it's genuinely accepted
OJ confesses
reality tv and astroturf are banned
the national league quits complaining about the designated hitter rule
rappers still make the same money without using profanity or the n word and show women being treated with respect in videos
arod donates his salary to charity and plays for the love of the game and the desire to win
2007-11-07 17:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No! the second coming is an INTERNAL PROCESS,not an EXTERNAL EVENT! no sudden DEUX EX MACHINA is going 2 appear like a bolt from the blue 2 save u,because there is nothing 2 b saved from.....the second coming is THE AWAKENING of your own divine CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS/GOD SELF....it is also know as becoming ENLIGHTENED! suggest u c ..www.innerguidancemovie.com....the kingdom of heaven is WITHIN you,ALWAYS HAS BEEN,ALWAYS IS,AND ALWAYS WILL BE!
2007-11-07 17:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been 2000 years, what's another 2000?
2007-11-07 17:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He'd better or else!....... All h--- is gonna' break loose! HELP!!!! The "Harvest Season' is now, the Kingdom of God is at hand, and Jesus is at the DOOR!!!
2007-11-07 17:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by God's Fountain Pen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humanity would have died before Jesus comes back
2007-11-07 17:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nope everybody says he will but then the day comes and goes and then it starts all over again so i doubt it. in the bible it says he will come like a theaf in the night. we never know when he will come.
2007-11-07 17:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by cassidy a 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO... I haven't believed that GEEZUS will come back from heaven ever since I reached 11 years of age.
2007-11-07 17:47:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sooner.
2007-11-07 17:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by A Voice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not up to us to predict.
Live every day like it's the first and last.
2007-11-07 17:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by secretagentapplesauce 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come back?
He has always been here, I don't know where but I'm pretty sure he was on my side quite of few times.
2007-11-07 17:47:10 · answer #11 · answered by VegasPapi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋