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cat is an Atheist! there is no hope is there????

2007-11-07 09:34:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I just can't win here today ,I think I'll go to a bra sale or somthing!

2007-11-07 09:39:41 · update #1

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Two (2) cans of tuna. In oil (NOT spring water).

Followed by lots of TLC.

Works every time.

Yaks(pbuh)

2007-11-07 13:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No your cat is not atheist. It must have read many versions of the Bibles. And it must be making a new version of it's own by pruning it.
Just one example:
following 17 verses have been removed completely from the New Testament in the NIV.....

Matthew 17:21; 18:11; 23:14; Mark 7:16; 9:44: 9:46; 11:26; 15:28; Luke 17:36; 23:17; John 5:4; Acts 8:37; 15:34; 24:7; 28:28, Romans 16:24; and 1 John 5:7!

2007-11-07 17:44:43 · answer #2 · answered by k r 2 · 1 0

Go to the bra sale, the cat's not going to believe you went there anyway....

2007-11-07 17:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by jadamgrd 7 · 1 0

Go to the Church of Satan, have them prepare you 3 vials of "unholy water", then mix it into you kitty's food. The Bible and the unholy water will annihilated each other. As soon as the smoke's clear, everything's peaches.

2007-11-07 17:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Are the bras hot?

2007-11-07 17:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No hope? He did you a favor. Now wake up and start living a meaningful life. :)

2007-11-07 17:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by Me 5 · 1 0

Nope. Still Too nice! You are not even tempting me to send you Hat email.

2007-11-07 17:38:18 · answer #7 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3 0

GOD cannot be mocked. Praise the LORD.

2007-11-07 17:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

your vet is crazy...and so are you for worrying.

2007-11-07 17:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

was that sposed to be a joke?

2007-11-07 17:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by laura m 3 · 1 1

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