does anyone have a limerick that i can use ?? it cannot be one that a whole bunch of people know?

Question

& it has to be school appropriate.

Answer 1

There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true!

There was a young hunter named Shepherd
Who was eaten for lunch by a leopard.
Said the leopard, "Egad!
You'd be tastier, lad
If you had been salted and peppered!"

There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

An epicure dining at Crewe
Found a very large bug in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too."

Answer 2

I'm thinking you have access to the internet... DUH
Too many limericks on this website to choose just one.
So... enjoy...