other zealous member of another faith knocks on your door one night, determined to show you 'the truth'.
If you could say only one thing to them, what would your one liner be? (keep it civil, guys :)
Ultra, yeah, I know, you'd probably have your Uzi ready and just shoot them.
2007-11-07 08:34:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Israel
CIA, given that you have apparently blocked me, you have chutzpah then answering my post. You also seem devoid of any sense of humour; this question was just a bit of FUN. Familiar with the concept? If you can't join in, and if you can't be civil, then don't blinking well answer.
2007-11-07 09:47:48 · update #1
You just interrupted my prayers.
2007-11-07 08:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by Maggs 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm actually more annoyed with people calling late in the evening trying to sell me things or to ask me to participate in a poll... and even worse, making a robot do their dirty work for them, with one of those automatic machines.
i've never had the misfortune to have a religious converter knock on my door, people dont do that in israel, but if one dide, i'd just say... be careful not to be hit by the slamming door.
2007-11-08 03:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by joe the man 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually I have invited them in out of politeness and served them coffee, listened as its always good to learn, and then insist that I'm of a different faith but nice to know we have the same God and Goodnight....sorry if it isn't a one liner hard when you invite them in..lol..Cheers!
2007-11-07 20:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by HopelessZ00 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Depends on who the member of the faith is of course!
If it were a Jehovah's witness, I'd say, "sorry, not interested" Pretty polite right?
But yea, if they piss me off, I might cut them down. LOL.
2007-11-07 18:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting sotry a few weeks ago some jeohovah witneses who come to my doorstep alot, gave me a frozen pizza all i had to do was listen to their jesus crap.
Thats why whenever they come i get someone sels to answer the door because they just talk about that piece of chet book they carry around with them.
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2007-11-07 17:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I really do not want to be bothered I will simply tap on the Mezuzah on my door, tell them I am Jewish and wish them a good evening.
2007-11-07 16:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I look through the peep hole I do not open the door, and if I do say something it's just GOOD BYE
2007-11-07 17:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would call the police and listen politely until they arrive. Prosletyzing is illegal in Israel and I have no qualms arresting anyone who breaks that law.
2007-11-07 18:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by Michael J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would first have to show him the truth of my religion then I would have time for his.
2007-11-08 07:16:19 · answer #9 · answered by shermy1203 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't let the dogs out - we are fattening them up to sacrifice to Satan.
2007-11-07 17:26:52 · answer #10 · answered by Amy W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm an atheist - Goodbye
2007-11-07 16:42:12 · answer #11 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋