A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight..
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
2007-11-07 08:33:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2007-11-07 08:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Lesley ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just confirms all the negative weird things I already knew about women, no seriously it is a good joke, and I'm sure it happens in real life.
2007-11-08 01:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by Invisible 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 13:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmmm.
2016-04-03 00:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:0 not bad
2007-11-07 08:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats great!
2007-11-07 08:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by tll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!!! That was great
2007-11-07 08:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-07 08:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by cupcakes519@att.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute. Star.
2007-11-07 08:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Understood 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-07 23:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋