well my town has a vampire problem and i need to do something about it for my community service. so tonight i am going to go vampire hunting and need to know what sort of supplies i should bring for the cheapest and most efficient ways of killing vampires. i already have a high powered light for inflicting minor burns if they get too close and some stakes to kill them once they are weakened and fake fangs so they will think i am one of them and a shotgun with a stake bayonet for 1 2 kill combos. i might be roaming around town for a while so what kind of clothes are comfortable and hard to see at night but also somewhat reflective so motorists dont kill me while i cross the streets. there may be as many as 20 vampires in my town so dont take this lightly and i have unlimited expendable money from the mayor to fund my hunting so dont worry about cost since our city has a lot of money from taxes.
2007-11-07 08:05:07 · 21 answers · asked by iuberpwnyou 2 in Sports ➔ Outdoor Recreation ➔ Hunting
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2007-11-08 09:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A reflective vest is a good idea: I'm glad you're thinking about personal safety as you go looking for trouble with vampires.
Whatever you do, don't confuse ZOMBIE hunting supplies with vampire hunting supplies. You should not have need for a machete or chainsaw, and forget the firearms. With that said, you should be OK with some wooden stakes, a mallet, some holy water, and a cross or two.
P.S. -- You might want to wear a turtleneck. A steel one. And don't forget the GARLIC!
2007-11-07 08:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahahahahahaa!! You think you can hunt us!? If your a REAL hunter, I can arrange a very pretty funeral for you.... If your actually seriuous about doing a stupiid thing like that and get yourself killed.
Oh and by the way, light doesn't do what it does in the movies to us, and a stake in the heart would kill a human too.
And a Vampire can sense if you are a human or not, the fake fangs won't fool them. Sorry to burst your bubble, but having a human die out of stupidity isn't the best way to go.
2007-11-08 08:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by King of the blind 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I think you will need a standard vampire kit.
I comes equipped with a doctor, a real neat jacket that lets you tie your arms together and some downers so you don't flip out. Go out only at night so you won't scare the little kiddies. And remember you have to be back in your room at the hospital before the sun comes up or you will disappear. Which might be the best thing that could happen to you and any friends you might have (but not likely)
2007-11-07 09:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
man. get a like crossbow rated at like about 150 pounds they have them on ebay. cheap. um some stakes or like crossbow arrows made of wood. and soak them in holy water. get a cross that has been blessed by a saint or preist. hey put a green laser sight on your crossbow and you will be set. oh and just look both ways when you cross the street. vampires could probably see reflective chlothing.
thanks
happy hunting.
2007-11-07 08:31:10 · answer #5 · answered by myangels1428 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Call the Krupp works and order a railroad-mounted 80cm siege-gun. Load with thermonuclear buckshot. Don't forget the bayonet lug.
2007-11-08 16:09:32 · answer #6 · answered by geraldine f 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A major credit card, driver's license, car keys. Oh, and if you're female: lipgloss and cute shoes.
2016-04-03 00:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is but yet another example as to why they should not let patients in mental health institutions have access to computers and the Internet. Will someone inform this person that they have already missed Halloween and they are probably past due their time for meds....Please..Thank You!
The thumb downs must be from other Vampire Hunters...
or I struck a nerve with the other "Patients"..lol
Thumbs UP SargeArmy and Zastava7 !!
2007-11-07 08:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by JD 7 · 4⤊ 4⤋
You need gallons of Holy water, you can make it yourself by stuffing your pockets full of rocks, finding a deep lake and diving in, once you're sitting on the bottom say outloud 50 hail Marys backwards, the whole lake is now Holy water.........
2007-11-07 11:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Silver.
Don't forget vampires are served and protected by werewolves, so don't skimp on the silver.
Don't go out alone, get some merc's to back you up, you don't have eyes in the back of your head, after all.
Maybe a screw loose, but no eyes.
2007-11-07 08:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by Christopher A 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋