standing on a cliff edge
One with a budgie in his hand , the other wearing an overcoat and and a parrot on his shoulder.
They shake hands and the first guy jumps off the cliff and smashes onto the rocks below.
The second guy looks over, takes a gulp and also jumps - the parrot flies off and he pulls a shotgun from under his coat and blasts the parrot to smithereens before landing next to his mate.
The first guy says " I don't reckon much to this budgie jumping"
The other turns round and yells back " And this free fall parrot shooting isn't what its cracked up to be either"
2007-11-07 07:51:02 · 16 answers · asked by one shot 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
best of the night so far
2007-11-07 08:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-07 12:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible! Yet funny
2007-11-07 07:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by paul g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a few years old.
2007-11-07 07:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by migdalski 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie.
2007-11-07 07:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by Soup Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-07 07:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Lesley ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try water scurf ing.lol
2007-11-07 11:01:55 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything more recent?
2007-11-07 07:54:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-11-07 07:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-11-07 07:54:30 · answer #10 · answered by t. B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋