Little Johnny comes home from school and tells his mum he had sex with the teacher.
Mum shouted at him and told him to stay in his room till his father gets home.
Dad comes home and mum tells him whats happened. He goes up to his sons room and has the story from Little Johnny.
Dad is proud of Johnny and asks, ''How old are you now, 12/13? I think its time we bought you that nice shiney red back you wanted.''
They go and buy the bike, and dad asks ''Would you like to ride it home now?''
Little Johnny replied, ''No thanks my *** is still sore.''
2007-11-07 07:42:25 · 7 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao. Hehe gay teacher jokes are the best. Got me looking at my teacher and being paranoid...ROFL...any way good job, keep up the great work.
2007-11-09 04:23:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ripsi W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 20:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-11-09 21:48:45 · answer #3 · answered by Frizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-07 15:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick but funny!
2007-11-07 17:38:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ms.T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's awful.....i love it
2007-11-08 16:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by kevin r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-07 15:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by baby_girl123451 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋