Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f**king going!"
2007-11-07 06:27:53 · 13 answers · asked by victor 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, now that's funny! Have a star.
2007-11-07 06:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-11-07 06:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 12:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Very funny, keep'em coming!
2007-11-07 07:22:10 · answer #4 · answered by Shelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats why you cant trust someone named Poncho
2016-04-02 22:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a bunch but still hilarious!
2007-11-07 09:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by alreadyenuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2007-11-07 06:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by bonstermonster20 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ... to have patients .. great joke
2007-11-07 06:37:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
lol
2007-11-07 06:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by blossom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao, cute.
2007-11-07 07:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋