An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''
hope you liked it,, please star if you did, thank you...
2007-11-07 04:38:12 · 22 answers · asked by Marmite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"FUNNY FELINE!" &
"SMITTEN, BY HER FORMER KITTEN!"
2007-11-07 04:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Math_Maestro 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poof! I love the fantasy -- a quick fix for those of us who love to live in more than one world at a time. More! t
2016-05-28 07:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by gladis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-07 04:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is brilliant,yes have a star..lmfao..oh my..he can always go back to the docs to reverse the op...lol
2007-11-07 04:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol
2007-11-07 06:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by Sez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats good
2007-11-07 04:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant, I am going to pass that on.
2007-11-07 05:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-07 09:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. Bet she wishes she had one more wish!!
:-)))
2007-11-07 04:53:59 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it hahahaha funny
2007-11-07 23:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-07 04:41:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋