a fish story.....?

Question

One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"

The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a Gauddam Fish." The sister said, "Oh, ok."

The Sister took the fish back home and said, "Mother Superior,
look at the Gauddam Fish I caught."
Shocked, the Mother Superior said, "Sister, you know better than that."

The nun said, "That's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish."
So the Mother Superior said, "Well, give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll clean it."

While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother
Superior said, "Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister
caught."

Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, "Mother Superior, you shouldn"t talk like that!"

Mother Superior said, "But that's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish." Monsignor said, "Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll cook it."

That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he
said, "Wow, what a nice fish." In reply, the sister said, "Thank-you, I caught the Gauddam Fish."
And Mother Superior said, "I cleaned the Gauddam Fish."
And Monsignor said, "I cooked the Gauddam Fish."

The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said...
"I LIKE THIS F**KING PLACE ALREADY!"

Answer 1

to fricken funny! thanks

Answer 2

Outer Banks North Carolina, 2006. the international checklist for a crimson Drum is like 97lbs. I hung one down there that before everything felt like a common little drum, and then he ran. i might say a sturdy 2 hundred yards. i began out reeling, after approximately half-hour or so, we've been getting the size and the girth of him,, we observed as the nc organic international source fee, as quickly as we did, he have been given faraway from us, and swims interior the sea to this present day. yet another one, i substitute into fishing at Adams Lake, and had hung 2 or 3 bass over 9lbs interior the final week. I hung one around alot of stumps. He ran and ran and ran. the only the i could do with him substitute into turn him around for a pair of seconds at a time. ultimately I have been given him beside the boat. And he snapped off. We have been able to get an concept of what how massive he substitute into because of the fact of his girth, we placed it on a estimate caunculator, and it pronounced 21.4lbs The checklist NC bass is 15lbs. appreciate.

Answer 3

Hold your palms out to be hit by the ruler....as soon as I stop laughing.

Answer 4

I like it

Answer 5

That's pretty funny.

Answer 6

it stuff like this that keeps dad off the prozact thanks its funny luv dad p. s its nice to slip one past the yahoo cops lol . yahoooooo

Answer 7

That was so funny...but this is not the right section for it...this is the SENSITIVE section.

Answer 8

good one. That joke just gos to show that 'faith' don't come from people.

Answer 9

Very funny, but posting it in R&S is gonna get you in trouble!

Answer 10

I am a Christian, but that's funny.

Answer 11

If I wasn't a Christian......I would probably be laughing my butt off at this.