english man, irish man and scottish man all stuck in a car in the desert...
they decide that theyv got to try and get out of the desert and that sitting in the car wont do them any good... so they decide that they are going to take some supplies they had in the boot...
the english man grabs a bottle of water, scottish man grabs a packet of biscuits and the irish man yanks the car door off...
just before setting off the irish man says to the english man 'why have u taken water?' he replies 'well if i get thirsty ive got a drink..'
the irish man then asks the scottish man 'why have you taken biscuits?', he replies 'well if i get hungry ive got something to eat...'
both the scottish and english men say to the irish man 'Why on earth are you taking the car door????'
the rish man replies 'durrr, well if i get hot i can wind the window down cant i!'
2007-11-07 03:16:04 · 17 answers · asked by *Xx Ashleigh xX* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its only a joke... why even bother yourself to comment if its just either sarcastic or you bitchin? suppose its just an easy 2 points for you... how sad that you cant actually answer questions properly... get off the jokes section mr or mrs serious...
2007-11-07 03:27:50 · update #1
oh and just for the record... my grandad is irish and if he can laugh at them then im sure anybody else can
2007-11-07 03:28:52 · update #2
why would i mind? hey its ur joke now! lol course i wouldnt mind, you hear jokes to tell em! =) thanks for my star
2007-11-07 03:51:10 · update #3
haahaa that made me lol xxx
ive not heard that one before, do you mind if i send this to some of my mates?
i gave you a star *
2007-11-07 03:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Marmite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
english man, irish man and scottish man were all walking past a jewlers when they all see a nice pocket watch and dimond necklace set sitting in the window. the Irish man says man if i wish i had that watch i could care less about the necklace. the scottish man says i would love to have that watch i could care less about the necklace but i guess my wife would love it.
the english said "okay you to go race 3 blocks down and back. i will buy the first one back the set.
both the irish and the scottish start the race. when they were out of ear shot, the english man broke the window and shoved both into his pocket. the police came and said "who broke in and stole the set?"
the english man said, "those 2 a-.s-.s-.holes running down the street.
2007-11-07 04:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 03:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao that was funny
deserves a star*
Ashleigh
don't let the trolls get you down they enjoy doing it to us all, your joke was really good hun.
2007-11-07 03:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but its still kinda funny . . . .i really hate these people who purposly come onto the joke section crying about the jokes posted. . . .dont come on here if you dont want to read em!!!! ( dont let them bother you girl!!! have a star!!!)
2007-11-07 04:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by cooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good joke so 10/10.!!!
Critics all over the place again.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-11-07 04:19:38 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-07 04:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't take that as horrible. i think its quite funny. i don't think it's anything about irish people!
2007-11-07 04:01:46 · answer #8 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it and thought it funny
2007-11-07 03:57:53 · answer #9 · answered by henridog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weres the draft coming from.lol
2007-11-07 03:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋