2007-11-07 02:50:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if so, what is it?
2007-11-07 02:52:00 · update #1
Yes, I have a significant cache of weapons, ammunition, canned food and bottled water. I have a house with defensible entrances and a diesel generator.
So if an army of brain-eating zombies or religious zealots (it's so hard to tell the difference) comes around my neighborhood, they're in for a big surprise.
2007-11-07 03:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Aim for the head
It's common sense... any one in the know is well aware that attacking a zombie in the head is the only way to fully stop them. So I figure the best thing to do is shack up at a gun and ammo type shop filled with beef jerky and bottled water and just pick 'em off one by one until I run out of ammo. Then go out swinging like A Rod on crack popping them in the craniums.
Then zombie walk my way through the crowd to the next ammo shop ala Shaun of the Dead and repeat cycle.
2007-11-07 10:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Am I a zombie, or am I being attacked BY zombies?
As a zombie my plan is to stagger around very slowly moaning. wait in the dark and then grab someone suddenly by the neck. To generally eat brains and be indestructable.
2007-11-07 12:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by GEISHA 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yep -- I got my copy of Max Brooks' "Zombie Survival Guide"; and my wife just got me for my birthday a shirt that says "The Wearer of this Shirt is Zombie Friendly -- Do Not Eat!" (True story!)
2007-11-07 11:31:09 · answer #4 · answered by The Reverend Soleil 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Plan A - assault rifle
Plan B - see if the zombies will let me call time out
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2007-11-07 11:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes. My plan is to follow Jesus.
The bible tells us that when Jesus returns with a light saber and an army of zombies. No nonbeliever will be able to resist him. The rivers will be red with blood.
2007-11-07 11:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah, I have a mutual non-aggression treaty with all the zombies I know.
2007-11-07 10:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! No, I do not have a zombie attack plan.
:-)
2007-11-07 12:09:38 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't have to. I'm a pirate. We're naturally immune to zombie attacks. :)
2007-11-07 10:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by peroxidekween 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but everytime I see that word (zombie) I have nightmares.
2007-11-07 10:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Virtual Evie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋