A thirthy year old male died and went to hell
Anyway he looked around and saw no fires so hes thinking ,could be worse.Then the devils appears and greets him .Now he says to the man "Do you like drugs,I do thats some of the cause of me dying
Well Monday devil says we have a drug party any drugs U want .Great he says.Devil do you like drinking,Oh yes thats the other reason I died.Tuesday is drinking day any drink U want ,no hang over next day as your dead.Great again he says
Girls the devil's says like them too .Oh yes he says (Drugs Women and Drinking thats why I died.Well Wednesday is the day then orgies all day and you wont get aids as your dead.This Hell is not a bad place he says to the Devil,good the devil says
Now the devil says do you like GAYS,no he says I hate gays dirty S.O.B 's .Well then ,the devil says your not going to like Thursday then
2007-11-07 01:38:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How can you tell TOMMY is GAY
2007-11-07 01:42:00 · answer #1 · answered by who 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.You got to laugh.
2007-11-10 22:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 09:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. The joke sounds enormously funny. But, the punctuation marks and the inverted commas have gone to hell. The joke would have been easier to read if you used them all.
2007-11-07 09:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-07 11:22:07 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT!!!!!
really funny
2007-11-08 06:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of funny . . . .a wee bit hard to read though!!!
2007-11-07 10:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by cooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers Tommy.!!
2007-11-07 10:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a GAY day.
2007-11-07 09:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by peter p 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋