A little boy hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father
what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: "Well, uh...
you go there to... have a good time." The boy starts screaming and
hollering that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that
he's too young.
Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to "Suzie's" to "have a
good time", not knowing the little boy is following them.
After his father leaves, the little boy enters the whorehouse and
tells the madame that he wants to have a good time. She's a bit
puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted lady she gives him three
doughnuts and tells him to leave.
Later that night he comes home, his parents all worried. His father
approaches him first and asks him where he's been.
"IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly.
"WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?"
"I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the
last."
2007-11-07 01:04:44 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha brlliant!!! lmao ******
2007-11-07 01:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by cooper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 01:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-11-07 01:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by hmjghjghjgkguygjhgjkg 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lmao and the moustache has fell of my face lololol naahh I never had one haha.very funny thanx
2007-11-07 01:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just got home from work and that one makes my day, Thanx. lol.
2007-11-07 07:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-11-07 01:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes funny :0)
2007-11-07 04:11:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-07 03:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-07 04:06:05 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, * ,excellent joke.
I bet the dad had a heart attack after hearing that........hahaha.
2007-11-07 01:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star!
2007-11-07 01:25:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋