A woman called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "
lol
2007-11-06 22:22:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha very funny
10/10*
2007-11-06 22:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2007-11-06 22:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Decent, but you have a long way to go if you want to be as good as the REAL ilikejokes. Your jokes are as original as your name.
2007-11-06 23:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 14:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny and a *
2007-11-07 00:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
She should have used Duracell batteries.!!!
They just keep on going, lol.!!!
Excellent joke Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-11-07 03:06:43 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. Really funny. Keep them coming.
2007-11-06 22:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-11-07 01:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by polly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a gal after my own heart haha keep up the good work!!!
2007-11-06 22:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha funny
2007-11-06 22:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋