A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... you know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get the **** away from me."
lol
2007-11-06 22:12:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's amusing :)
2007-11-06 22:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Very Funny
2007-11-07 00:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2007-11-06 22:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good i normally see the end coming this i didn't :) i'll go get you a joke back in 5....(gotta be clean here though)
When cook landed on botany bay, he had conversed with an old aboriginal guy for some time. A few moments later a kangaroo hopped past, Cook asked the old aboriginal what's that?
The aboriginal replied,...kangaroo!
Years later when they got to understand the aboriginal language, they discovered kangaroo in english mean't... i dont know?
2007-11-06 22:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by ((LOON)) 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 22:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
6/10
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!”
Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waiter goes up and asks “What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??”
All the blondes say “We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!”
lol
2007-11-06 22:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by Pommy 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ahhhhh that wicked funny but vry wicked also I would of draged his backside out the bed and through him out the window and said how that for bad luck you @@@@@@@@@@ hehehe but that just me
2007-11-07 00:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2007-11-07 00:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Really funny.
2007-11-06 22:16:02 · answer #9 · answered by angel 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yeh its ok
heard it years ago and been in different formats but yeh it ll pass lol
2007-11-06 22:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahahahahaha
hahaahahahahaha
hahahahaaha
not funny at all ,,
2007-11-06 22:20:26 · answer #11 · answered by raniel 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋