King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about
leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny knights of the Round
Table.So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to
Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and
he'd see if he could come up with something. A week later King Arthur was
back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his
latest invention. It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large
hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" the king
exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady,
the Queen?" "Ah, sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his
cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then
selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway.
He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon
a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two.
"Merlin, you are a genius!" said the greatful monarch, "Now I can leave,
knowing that my Queen is fully protected." After putting Guinevere in the
device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest.
Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled
all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an
informal 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough! Each and every one of them
was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir
Galahad.
"Sir Galahad", exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only
you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to
grant you? Name it and it is yours!"
But Sir Galahad was speechless.
2007-11-06 22:08:57 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry mate can't talk, am trying to learn sign language, hehehe
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2007-11-07 04:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chastity Belt Xxx
2016-12-18 12:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-06 22:18:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-06 22:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by Angela H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 22:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, dude, there are 3 other ways a Woman can make a guy happy , physically speaking ...; not just the entry to the "Main harbor".
2007-11-06 22:46:35 · answer #6 · answered by thiny72 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sir Galahad the one and only true knight tried to lick and put his toungue in the place where the other knights had put their thing. Good joke.
2007-11-06 22:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by raj_99in 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yep Funny
2007-11-06 23:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Wasn't a nice thing the drunk said. But hey it was a good joke. lol
2016-04-02 22:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny have a *
2007-11-07 00:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋